lmao broke bitch
newsweek:

This is little Mykayla Comstock. 
Mykayla is 7.
Mykayla’s been battling leukemia since June, when doctors discovered a basketball-size tumor in her chest.
To cope with the debilitating symptoms associated with her traditional cancer treatments, Mykayla consumes a gram of cannabis oil every day.
She also likes the way cannabis makes her laugh. “It’s like everything’s funny to me,” she tells us. Her mom, facing critics, wants you to know she isn’t drugging her child.
“I use this for her medicine,” she says. “It’s amazing, and I think people should know that.”

i love this so much

newsweek:

This is little Mykayla Comstock. 

Mykayla is 7.

Mykayla’s been battling leukemia since June, when doctors discovered a basketball-size tumor in her chest.

To cope with the debilitating symptoms associated with her traditional cancer treatments, Mykayla consumes a gram of cannabis oil every day.

She also likes the way cannabis makes her laugh. “It’s like everything’s funny to me,” she tells us. Her mom, facing critics, wants you to know she isn’t drugging her child.

“I use this for her medicine,” she says. “It’s amazing, and I think people should know that.”

i love this so much

gamsee:

hey bro *fist bumps you* hey bro *pats your shoulder* hey bro *kicks you* hey bro *sucks your dick* hey bro

rompatti:

rompatti:

How am I supposed to kill these poor bastards??

OH MY GOD THEY JUST MULTIPLY. THIS IS AWFUL D:::

rompatti:

rompatti:

How am I supposed to kill these poor bastards??

OH MY GOD THEY JUST MULTIPLY. THIS IS AWFUL D:::

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ironlass:

WOW DO YOU EVER JUST THINK ABOUT SOMEONE THAT’S REALLY CUTE OR WHATEVER AND JUST START GRINNING AND HIDE YOUR FACE IN YOUR PILLOW

proud-atheist:

Poor Bill Gates
http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com
  • hair: no

mareeps:

a new study from yale university has shown that no matter how many times you say “okay” your parents will not shut the hell up

momgenes:

A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so clean. The woman’s hands are so clean.

hungarian:

if i don’t get to kiss someone before i graduate i’m gonna be so sad like i don’t want to end up like that 40 year old virgin guy

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bye squidward! bye mr krabs!

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bye squidward

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you said bye squidward twice

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i like squidward

shades0fclarity:

Easy

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Breezy

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Beautiful

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Covergirl

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